2026 Neo Art Party Silent Auction
Amelia Makes You A Paella!
Avowed paella-lover Amelia and a sous-chef will come to your home to make her family's paella recipe! A great showstopping meal for an evening with friends or a celebration. Can serve 4-6 people.
Big Brother: Game Night Edition
Play a Big Brother-inspired game night at home with your friends, hosted by superfan Sean Tecson. Compete in challenges, build alliances, and navigate twists as you play to avoid eviction and be the last one remaining in the house.
Chainmail Necklace
Handmade chainmail necklace from Chainsmoker! Blue anodized aluminum & stainless steel. Free size adjustments and lifetime warranty.
Chanmade Ceramics
Show off your houseplants with 2 handmade, one-of-a-kind planters from Chanmade Ceramics, by NY Neo-Futurist Chan Lin!
Cheese Tasting with Neo Julia!
Former fromagère & monger Julia will design you a uniquely curated cheeseboard for your next dinner party, picnic, or gathering! Julia will come present the board and offer detailed descriptions of the cheese in the way only a Neo-Futurist can. Perfect for cheese enthusiasts who want to learn more, and taste more delicious cheeses!
Clown Class
2-hour clown workshop for a group of up to 14 adults! Space is flexible - can come to you or we can find a space together. We will explore play, pleasure, and accepting our own ridiculousness as a way to be fully present. No theatre or performance experienced required!
Jacob Ford's Life in Stickers
Throughout his life Jacob has received hundreds of stickers: from bands, brands, artisans, operating systems, and a few small avant garde theater companies. For auction is a unique, hand-assembled, signed collage of a few of these stickers, in an attempt to downsize my collection without throwing them away. One like this can never be made again.
Lutong Bahay
aka Homecooked Filipino Food
Enjoy a home-cooked Filipino meal for 2-4 people featuring savory chicken adobo, stir-fried vegetable pancit noodles, and fragrant garlic fried rice from our General Manager, Sean Tecson.
Merch basket from Soulmate Dispensary
Gift basket featuring assorted cannabis items and branded store merchandise from Soulmate Dispensary
Mystery Basket
The mystery basket returns to the NYNF Gala! The basket and its contents are valued at $300+, but the mystery...is priceless
Name The Numberline!
Put a message of your choosing on our numberline! A perfect way to celebrate a special occasion at The Infinite Wrench, or just put your voice into the show for a night :)
New York Magazine Gift Bag
New York Magazine delivers a curated slice of New York City in a signature canvas tote bag. Includes a one-month subscription, the latest print issue, and a few special issues.
Pair of New York Mets Tickets (baseline or field box) + $30 Food & Beverage Voucher
A voucher for two (2) Baseline Box or Field Tickets to a New York Mets home game, along with $30 in food and beverage credits (blackout dates apply).
Pair of NY Liberty WNBA
Game Tickets
2 tickets to see the 2024 WNBA CHAMPS!!! This summer at Barclay's center. (Available dates TBD)
Poker Night
& Poker Set
Win a poker set and an evening of poker for up to 8 people run by Gary Belsky, former poker editor of ESPN. All skill levels welcome - the evening can be simple poker instruction, or a formal Texas Hold 'Em tournament! Winning bidder responsible for hosting. Scheduling to be determined with Gary.
Private Brooklyn Bridge Tour
for up to 10 people
2-hour tour of the Brooklyn Bridge, from City Hall Park over to Brooklyn Heights, with a certified and experienced NY tour guide. Includes a full history of the bridge plus dozens of NY stories about the many NY landmarks you can see from its walkway - and a photo stop both on the bridge and in Brooklyn Heights.
Private Burlesque Class with Professional Burlesque Dancer Marla Milagro
1-hour burlesque class for a group of up to 10 adults! Explore your sensual side with a personalized class from Marla Milagro (aka NYNF co-AD Amelia Bethel), a professional burlesque dancer with over 5 years experience bumping and grinding. The class will be a fun, low-stakes way to learn some new moves and connect with your body, and you'll leave with a short, choreographed routine. An amazing experience for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just a Friday night! Class can come to you, or we can find a studio or other space.
Private Luxury
Tequila Tasting
Step into a private Brooklyn loft for an exclusive tasting experience for up to four guests, where tradition and luxury come together in every pour. You’ll explore a curated selection of ultra-premium tequilas from Jalisco, crafted from slow-cooked agave and shaped by generations of artistry and care.
Private Pilates Lesson
Enjoy a private pilates lesson at BASI Brooklyn from NYNF board member Elissa Lerner, an experienced student teacher. Sessions can cover any equipment - reformer, chair, cadillac - and will be held in Downtown Brooklyn.
Private Tour of
The City Reliquary Museum
A private evening at The City Reliquary history museum in Williamsburg with tour led by curator Jacob Ford and ∞ comforting beverages on the house.
Radio Guest Spot on Newtown Radio
Come collaborate on a two-hour DJ set on Millennium Stone Circle on Newtown Radio! We'll chat on air, play music and hang. I'll send you the recording of the show afterward for your own use. This will be recorded in-person at Newtown Radio in East Williamsburg, on a Sunday from 2-4 PM at an agreed upon date.
Tenement Museum Tickets
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The Cut Gift Bag
The Cut, the definitive voice in fashion, culture, and style from New York Magazine, gift bag includes a one-month subscription, along with the two most recent print issues.
The Golden Nametag
The Golden Nametag is the ultimate all-access pass for The Infinite Wrench lover - allows the owner to attend as many shows as they want in 2026 for FREE! This gift is non-transferable, so if you're buying it as a gift, please let us know who the nametag owner will be
Wonderville Swag Bag
& Drinks On The House
A rare Wonderville beanie, an iPod Classic-destroying magnet, and 4 drink tokens for a night at the Bushwick indie arcade. Come the last Monday of any even-numbered month for NYNF's very own Jacob Ford's Open VCR Night. Please tip your bartender on full value when you use drink tokens.
