Connor Sampson

A Comprehensive List of Things Connor Would Do for a Klondike Bar:

1.) Pay market price.

If you are interested in speaking to Connor, take a moment now to fall asleep. He’s waiting in the forest next to the friendly clown that either fell asleep eating that bag of potato chips, or is fully in a coma. Let me know what Connor says, though. I’m especially interested in what he thinks his bio might be. Hurry. Hurry before it all burns down.