Those advertising geniuses over at BBDO were right! And that, in large part, is why we bring you a SECOND Chicago Neo-Futurist - the lovely and talented Mary Fons. Get yourself to Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind this weekend where you can metaphorically gobble her up along with the equal-but-differently L & T (lovely & talented) John Pierson.

In addition to those two, we offer you this Neo-Futuristic feast of EIGHT new plays. Check it:

• Hark! ‘Tis Spring! by Mary Fons
  
• Would You Like Some Cream In Your Coffee? by John Pierson
  
• Baby and the WORLD of TOMORROW!! by Christopher Borg
  
• Borg & Bear Were Friends by Christopher Borg
  
• How to Kill a Ghost by John Pierson
  
• You Did Not Fight Well At The Shaolin Temple by Rob Neill
  
• While The Rest Of The Ensemble Plays Dominoes, Mary Performs The "Disco Inferno" Dance Number From Madonna's Confessions Tour (Which She Learned By Watching The DVD Like 500 Times) After Which She Tosses Bubblegum Out To The Audience by Mary Fons
  
• Credits by Eevin Hartsough